Sunday, July 22, 2007
Groucho Marx
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Chinese Proverb
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
Unknown
Real programmers don't write in BASIC. Actually, no programmers write in BASIC after reaching puberty.
Unknown
An American's a person who isn't afraid to criticize the President but is always polite to traffic cops.
Unknown
A priest advised Voltaire on his death bed to renounce the devil. Replied Voltaire, "This is no time to make new enemies."
Irish Toast
May those who love you, love you... and those who don't, may God turn their heart, and if he cannot turn their heart, may he turn their ankle so that you will know them by their limp
Unknown
Low Brow is the man who can fart the national anthem.
High Brow is the man who stands and puts his hand over his heart.
High Brow is the man who stands and puts his hand over his heart.
Thomas Szasz
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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